When you hear death wish you might think it’s a bad thing, but for this coffee it’s properly named. After the first sip you’ll die and be reborn. No other coffee compares to the rich flavor and the revitalizing energy levels Death Wish provides.
Warning: novice coffee drinkers have complained of jitters, but for us mortals that require a full pot before dealing with the public, Death Wish is the coffee for you.
My first day on Death Wish changed my life. No longer did the idiots surrounding me cause my thoughts to drift to homicide, because I’d found my zen, and it was in a glass of Death Wish. Don’t waste another day drinking inferior coffee, buy Death Wish today and be reborn a better person. It will saves lives.
Disclaimer: Death Wish coffee has not been linked to spiritual rebirth. Placing your faith in coffee is a dangerous path, proceed at your own peril.
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Hey all! Sierra here from Death Wish! Thanks for taking the time to give both blends a brew! It’s always killer to hear when the brew sees someone through to ultimate coffee-zen.
I’m sorry to hear that the Valhalla Java didn’t offer up the same experience. This one is a medium-dark roast with more mellow, nutty notes of flavor. The recommended ratio for this blend is the same SCAA ratio of the Death Wish: 2.5 tbsp. for every 6 fl. oz. of water. Shoot me an email at sierra@deathwishcoffee.com, and we’ll see what can be done about making it right for you!